May 2011
Admit it. This is you right now:
keshaswife:
Oh my god I was actually sitting like that.
ME TOO!
When someone you hate bumps into you
sophielestrande:
“You wanna die bitch?”
When i watch horror movies on Tv..
ijustwanttobeleftalone:
I always ask the characters, why they don’t turn on the lights
Then i see whats behind them, so I’m like
Then I start shouting at the TV like
Then when bad things happen to them, I’m like
Then when it finishes and i turn the tv off, i run upstairs like
and creep into my room like
This boy is SO lucky.
when somebody you dont like looks at you
yourlovemakesmelosecontrol:
hahaha!!! so me!
When I'm famous and I appear on TV...
My parents will be like:
My teachers will be like:
And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like:
Karma, bitches.
Bruno Mars close his eyes, he sees his name in...
prettyweirdsmile:
When the person you love, calls.
thesillydiarist:
I fucking love food. I don't give a fuck about...
cherriesandglitters:
When your mom says you need to clean before you go...
mylifewithjmrz:
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear,...
This is my dream home.
Walk through the front door. Welcome!
Here’s the kid’s playroom. It’s very Narnian isn’t it?
Let me bring you upstairs. Why yes, that’s what I did with our cupboard under the stairs. Nice spot to read.
Here’s my daughter’s room.
Here’s my son’s room.
Are you planning on staying the night? Here’s our guest room. It’s not much but it’s cozy.
And finally here’s our master...
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
putzinaround:
danbibaby:
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
Omg Amazing<3
That awkward moment when you're trying to text...
aalexiss:
And you’re like…
CAN I HELP YOU?
When a bitch stares at you like
fearless-spark:
and then you stare at her like
and then you smile at her like:
but all you really want to do to that bitch is
When I go out looking like crap and I see someone...
beforesix:
astrofidelity:
ayyitshb:
Im like
This is practically me three days out of the week.
The times I look nice…I see no one